- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

I asked her where you were.

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