- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Who is it?

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

nolan is gay

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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