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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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