why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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A van drives into a car.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Obama

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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