- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A train poops its pants.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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