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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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