- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

knock knock There's no door

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Haha, I get it..

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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