your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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Dogs

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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