- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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