What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Long joke Your such a downey

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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