A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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