- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Hey, you have small hands.

what happens when you wake up inception

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Knock knock, come in.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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