- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Women's Rights

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

Yah? Well your a ********

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Hi my name is Bob

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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