Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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Womens Basketball.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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