Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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minorities

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Womens Basketball.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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