- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

Poop.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

9/11

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

what color is blue? green

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Knock Knock, Come in.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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