A black man without problems.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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pussy enough said

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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