- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

what color is blue? green

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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