- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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