- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your eye color is very unique.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Knock Knock, Come in.

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

Your mother is so fat.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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