What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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pussy enough said

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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