Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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my names jim haha

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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minorities

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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