why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Hello penis

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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