- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Swag.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

The truth is he loves her!!

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