Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

irish man drinking john smiths

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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