wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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Justin Bieber

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Your mother just died.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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