- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

I enjoy Popcorn

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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