- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

"Knock knock" Come in!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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