Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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