Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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ANDERS!! Thanks for the warnins, I mean I wuld beat you up even when I can barely move, but I just told the doc and the nurse to shut this door, thanks man, would never thought about that if you had not warned me... beat me up when I am poisoned? Your mom replied, it sasy "I do not like the idea" You know what I told you about not right? DO NOT THINK ABOUT A blue elephanT! WOSH BLUE ELEPGANT IN YOur MIND, ITS LIKE SAYING I AM NOT INTEREsted in KNOWING MUCH MORE! Your sister? YOu know she has a crush on me, ill fuck her so hard youul will know when she wont be able to walk straight or sit YES Id meet you, but you know... Ladies first... PS: OF Co0uRse iTS mY dick, in her mouth, it looks wrong because I AM FULL ON VALIUM YOu POISONOUS VENOM I wont turoture you, I mean not physically, but consider this the first picture, and if you want to see your mom and sister nekkid, then keep receiving picks. My skin is tan, yet they call me Black, the cloror of my soul. read below people, I am gonna bang his sistar, and his mom, watch out for the nekkid pics before they get removed on... Rate my ex, yeaaaah... any moment now, dont adress me anymore Anders, becuz the door is closed, and I cant saty awak anymore, nobody is coming in the doc said, its the bald guy with the smile, I told him to give you my phone with the last pic, he said maybe and asked if you wound nt get mad... Screw that phone, its full of your girlfriends nekkid pics anyways XD, he caught me sticking the finger btw, not the rest... And fuck you. Nero, the fucker.... Soon...

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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when debbie meets downer

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Anti Joke

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