- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Who is it?

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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