- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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