- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

i killed my family

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

A child walks into a classroom.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Then none of us want to be right.

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