- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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