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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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