- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Anyone can post anything.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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