- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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