In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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