- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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