"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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THE GAME

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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