- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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