- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Screw it you write the joke.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Three Men walk into a bar. One with a ax and one with a Shovel. The other one isn't holding anything. Boom (\ _ /) (x . x)

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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