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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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