You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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when debbie meets downer

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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The WPGA tour

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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8===D

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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