- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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