- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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