What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

people magazine

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

America

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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