- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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