Women's Rights

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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