- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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