- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Who is it?

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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