- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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