- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Yah? Well your a ********

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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