what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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The economy.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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