- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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