Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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