- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

hi im paul!

You're on fire.

Women's rights.

Animal

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

The joke below me is retarded

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Hey, you have small hands.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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