What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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I'm funny.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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