Your eye color is very unique.

Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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The economy.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

Your mother is so fat.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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