- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

Where did John go? Refrigerator

Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

minorities

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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