A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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