Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why? Because racecar.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Yo Mamma

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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Politics.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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