what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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