- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

My wife has terminal cancer.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Your mother is so fat.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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