roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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when debbie meets downer

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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America

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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