- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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