- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Your mom.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

your mum

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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