- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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